lol :P ;D

sorry mary

recently i have not been fair to you at all and am always teasing you. for this i am sorry. ha got ya im not opoligising because its fun to tease each other dont you agree because you give as good as you get

Post-it-notes... what a great idea

i've thought long and hard about post-it-notes and their many uses. i have discovered that they can really annoy postmen. I decided it would be a good idea to leave this message on a letterbox : sorry but i might of misunderstood the purpose of this urinal shaped object please check if mail is stained or sticky. also before i go its time for the news - breaking news- snow white has been chucked out of disneyland for sitting on pinochio's face and yelling "LIE YOU BASTARD... LIE ... LIE". in other news we have a report on tarzan -aparently whenever he got horny he would have to have sex with reasonably sized holes in trees so when we sent a reporter to interview him he stuck his hand up her (cough cough)and felt around- his explanation i always check  for squirrels first. and that was the news